"Quickly One More Time Before I Get Married" — Unisex Vintage Tee

Because "just the tip of the iceberg" wasn't specific enough.

This one's for the almost-married legend who needs everyone at the bachelorette party, the bar, and their future in-laws' Sunday brunch to know exactly where their priorities stand. Wear it on your last weekend of freedom, your first weekend of regret, or literally any Tuesday. It says you have a sense of humour, zero shame, and probably very understanding friends.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Soft, lightweight, and stretchy with a relaxed unisex fit
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up