"If You Are Smaller Than That Don't Bother" — Women's Relaxed Tee

You've got standards, and now you've got a shirt to enforce them.

This tee is for the woman who's done pretending she doesn't have a type. Wear it to brunch so your friends can nod in solidarity, or out on a Saturday night as both a statement and a screening process. It says less "looking for love" and more "come correct or don't come at all."

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (select heather colors are cotton/poly blends)
• Relaxed fit with side-seamed construction and crew neck
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — soft enough to soften the blow of your message
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up