"Does This Shirt Make My Tits Look Big?" — Women's Pullover Hoodie

Why yes, actually — it does.

This hoodie is for the woman who's done pretending she's not the funniest person in the room. Wear it to the farmer's market, your ex's neighbourhood, or literally anywhere you want all eyes on your chest for completely different reasons than usual. It says you've got confidence, cleavage (real or implied), and absolutely zero apologies to make.

The details:

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) — cozy enough to live in
• Soft, smooth pullover construction with no zipper to ruin the punchline
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up