"If You Are Shorter Than This Don't Bother" — Women's Pullover Hoodie

Short kings need not apply.

This hoodie is for the woman who has standards, a height requirement, and absolutely zero apologies for either. Wear it to the bar, the gym, or literally anywhere you want to make your preferences crystal clear before you've said a single word. It tells people exactly who you are — ruthlessly selective and completely unbothered.

The details:

• 100% cotton face, 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend
• Relaxed fit with a 3-panel hood, front pouch pocket, and matching flat drawstrings
• Self-fabric patch on the back because the details matter (unlike whoever didn't make the cut)
• Sizes run small — order one size up