"Fueled by Vibes & Bad Choices" — Unisex Tee

Look, we're not saying it's a lifestyle — but we're not *not* saying that either.

This tee is for the person who runs on questionable decisions and somehow still shows up. Wear it to brunch, to your best friend's chaotic birthday, or literally any Monday. It tells the world you're self-aware enough to joke about it, which honestly puts you ahead of most people.

The details:

• Certified organic, PETA-approved vegan ring-spun cotton that feels genuinely soft against your skin
• Relaxed unisex fit that works for everybody
• Ethically made because your bad choices don't have to extend to your wardrobe
• Sizes run small — US customers order one size up